Here Lie the Very Contents of My Soul

Scream

NSFW week, day whatever: Scream

[M] If Only Tonight We Could Sleep
Zombie AU, SoulxMaka, part 1 of 4

I’m still finishing off part four, but the two and three will be released soon. Also the NSFW bit isn’t for awhile so… *helpless shrug*

YES

francoisdelabooo:

lolsofunny:

i-said-id-never-let-you-go:

dorranxskara:

righteouskungfu:

iwishiwroteharrypotter:

thecolorplaid:

allihearisradiogaga:

bangarangn1tram:

iamtonysexual:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:

MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU

Oh who, meeee???

omg reblog it yesterday and there were only two pictures

guys what have you done in one day? D:

Shall we just give it up for the guys of tumblr seriously?

Forever Reblog. Sue me…

No, boys

Stop

You’re making me love you

My boyfriend: *doesn't safely remove flash drive*

Me: oh god you're such a bad boy my panties are moist take me now

laughterkey:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

I love how pleased the momma duck looks in the pic where she’s standing on the dude. Like, “He’s savin’ my babies!”

before-the-worst-comes:

Jjb

Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

Anyone who reblogs this before May 25th will get a stupid doodle based on their URL.

queenoftheconfettiparade:

I can’t draw, but I’m on summer break and have no friends yet

SO give me something to do

I don’t expect a lot but just in case I’m setting the limit of May 25th, sorry if you get this afterwards.

Have your submission boxes open loves.